Ethan (applesyder)

Race #37

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Official speed 59.01 wpm (83.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2021 2:05:06am UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2021 2:06:29am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. turteled (68.60 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 72.78
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.