Avery (avylazyboy)

Race #3598

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Official speed 87.79 wpm (47.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 31, 2016 10:52:13am UTC
Race Finish May 31, 2016 10:53:01am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 5. blggg (71.18 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.