Matthew (d3f1n3d)

Race #3594

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Official speed 91.34 wpm (40.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 19, 2017 9:30:06pm UTC
Race Finish August 19, 2017 9:30:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. cuddd (91.47 wpm)
3. pawal001 (79.85 wpm)
4. neilborde (72.17 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 88.29
Text #82 (Length: 305 characters)

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."