Timothy (timothyslash)

Race #3583

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Official speed 93.81 wpm (53.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 16, 2019 3:08:38am UTC
Race Finish April 16, 2019 3:09:32am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 115.70
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Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.