stagadoosh (stagadoosh)

Race #3564

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Official speed 97.67 wpm (50.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 27, 2017 1:07:22pm UTC
Race Finish May 27, 2017 1:08:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.