Kris (kris_z)

Race #3534

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Official speed 87.43 wpm (51.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 1, 2019 10:37:27pm UTC
Race Finish August 1, 2019 10:38:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. timply (79.99 wpm)
4. jordjordjord (70.83 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 107.83
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.