catpuplover (catpuplover)

Race #3525

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Official speed 69.58 wpm (64.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 3, 2018 4:48:59pm UTC
Race Finish July 3, 2018 4:50:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. dpr9 (71.60 wpm)
3. vashiistampede (57.62 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 85.81
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.