tipsyPLC (tipsyplc)

Race #35242

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Official speed 137.59 wpm (21.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 2, 2025 8:22:36am UTC
Race Finish March 2, 2025 8:22:57am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 98.61
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.