Evil-Earth Dweller (miach)

Race #3447

View Pit Stop page for race #3447 by miachGhost race

View profile for Evil-Earth Dweller (miach)

Official speed 62.89 wpm (84.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 7, 2020 1:41:00pm UTC
Race Finish March 7, 2020 1:42:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. dazzlethc (74.08 wpm)
4. virtualvector (55.65 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 79.66
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.