dog pirate (dogpirate)

Race #3404

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Official speed 129.70 wpm (27.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 10, 2011 6:14:34am UTC
Race Finish August 10, 2011 6:15:01am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. scottee (108.31 wpm)
3. epithet (98.87 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.