View Pit Stop page for race #34 by bearwarp — Ghost race
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Official speed | 53.23 wpm (79.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 1, 2013 7:38:44pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 1, 2013 7:40:03pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Accuracy | 91.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |