Tad (trashtofu)

Race #336

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Official speed 76.99 wpm (62.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2019 9:06:34am UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2019 9:07:37am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 5. cpt_kek (57.27 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 92.39
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...