View Pit Stop page for race #3355 by goosejuice — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.55 wpm (60.36 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | November 15, 2019 4:18:06pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 15, 2019 4:19:06pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. hisleftcheek (83.54 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 91.95 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |