(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ (ssj24)

Race #3340

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Official speed 98.01 wpm (45.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 27, 2019 5:49:55pm UTC
Race Finish February 27, 2019 5:50:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. qwestfinder (117.28 wpm)
3. stvrling (89.77 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 120.88
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.