Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #3336

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Official speed 104.84 wpm (35.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 7, 2017 4:31:28am UTC
Race Finish August 7, 2017 4:32:03am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. spyman68 (96.16 wpm)
3. mcvladimir (92.64 wpm)
4. oooyay (88.05 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 87.36
Text #3641145 (Length: 309 characters)

Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is. He's even had it redacted on all government documents. Three years of investigations, phone calls, Freedom of Information Act requests, and I still had nothing, until a well-placed bribe to a gentleman at Baskin Robbins revealed... Ron's birthday is on Friday!