eddie (eddie_coder)

Race #331

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Official speed 45.23 wpm (108.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 26, 2021 8:08:14am UTC
Race Finish May 26, 2021 8:10:02am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. brusselssprouts (60.28 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 55.78
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.