View Pit Stop page for race #314 by deusmalsith — Ghost race
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Official speed | 93.23 wpm (45.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 25, 2021 7:19:21am UTC |
Race Finish | July 25, 2021 7:20:07am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 96.34 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |