View Pit Stop page for race #307 by stevetheturtle — Ghost race
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Official speed | 65.72 wpm (105.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 24, 2020 2:59:07pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 24, 2020 3:00:52pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. motivatorman (79.76 wpm) 3. superthor1999 (73.16 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 135.82 |
Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |