William (sneakywill)

Race #3037

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Official speed 99.52 wpm (42.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 29, 2017 1:28:08pm UTC
Race Finish March 29, 2017 1:28:50pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. nameless337 (125.96 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.