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| Official speed | 46.11 wpm (91.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 27, 2025 2:25:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 27, 2025 2:27:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 47.64 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |