afk irl (midget_spinner)

Race #2995

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Official speed 83.68 wpm (50.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2020 9:06:36pm UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2020 9:07:26pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. ninja_typer (74.42 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 86.47
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.