Porcrastination (procrastination)

Race #298

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Official speed 79.29 wpm (34.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 1, 2013 1:08:29am UTC
Race Finish September 1, 2013 1:09:03am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. stephen_17 (93.61 wpm)
2. krbgbrk (91.30 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
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One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.