View Pit Stop page for race #2959 by jeffdaddybezos — Ghost race
View profile for Clarence (jeffdaddybezos)
Official speed | 89.02 wpm (52.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 4, 2021 9:50:07am UTC |
Race Finish | April 4, 2021 9:51:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. veltzer (89.94 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 114.24 |
Text | #108 (Length: 392 characters) And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler. |