William (sneakywill)

Race #2951

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Official speed 96.79 wpm (43.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2017 2:19:34pm UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2017 2:20:18pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mslib9 (89.82 wpm)
4. twentey (77.89 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #392 (Length: 351 characters)

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.