Bra Steve (bra_steve)

Race #2926

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Official speed 61.70 wpm (72.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 16, 2021 10:21:22am UTC
Race Finish August 16, 2021 10:22:34am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. blastoise13524 (82.55 wpm)
2. avi_130 (80.68 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 76.10
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.