Billy (thechilimaster)

Race #285

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Official speed 115.65 wpm (38.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 20, 2017 4:25:43pm UTC
Race Finish March 20, 2017 4:26:21pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. beitel (92.76 wpm)
3. thelousycheater (91.40 wpm)
4. dtinth (91.18 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100084 (Length: 371 characters)

I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.