View Pit Stop page for race #2844 by improbhighnotgonnalie — Ghost race
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Official speed | 93.07 wpm (52.73 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 31, 2019 1:08:26am UTC |
Race Finish | January 31, 2019 1:09:19am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. miket349 (100.29 wpm) 3. abizern (84.37 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 114.79 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |