joffrey (joffrey)

Race #2822

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Official speed 42.30 wpm (95.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2019 6:46:45am UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2019 6:48:20am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. imperpetualmachine (69.79 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 43.71
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.