View Pit Stop page for race #2801 by borat_kz — Ghost race
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Official speed | 85.38 wpm (85.45 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 12, 2023 2:32:33pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 12, 2023 2:33:59pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. teiloq (106.22 wpm) 2. craxypt (93.51 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 143.72 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |