TheUnder (theunderdoge)

Race #28

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Official speed 56.85 wpm (121.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 24, 2020 7:07:33am UTC
Race Finish November 24, 2020 7:09:34am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. prabh1601 (72.03 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 117.48
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.