Michael (sneakduckens)

Race #28

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Official speed 74.60 wpm (71.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 17, 2019 4:45:41pm UTC
Race Finish October 17, 2019 4:46:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. daycolor (103.80 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 94.49
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.