flakjac dvorak (flakjac2)

Race #2737

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Official speed 113.88 wpm (49.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 15, 2019 4:46:19pm UTC
Race Finish May 15, 2019 4:47:09pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. keegant (119.96 wpm)
4. poem (79.44 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 170.82
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!