Bryz (bryz2k3)

Race #2733

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Official speed 69.08 wpm (65.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 15, 2021 11:19:14am UTC
Race Finish August 15, 2021 11:20:19am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. noisy_88 (79.44 wpm)
2. cataclysm234 (79.01 wpm)
5. newstrung (63.68 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 85.20
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.