André (slamy)

Race #273

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Official speed 78.38 wpm (62.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 31, 2022 8:58:00pm UTC
Race Finish January 31, 2022 8:59:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. boinkey (91.25 wpm)
2. squasy (87.12 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.67
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.