asf (rqew)

Race #2709

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Official speed 61.43 wpm (92.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2019 9:10:13pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2019 9:11:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. primarch (83.21 wpm)
2. justiceex (82.44 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 92.15
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!