Learning Qwerty (learning_qwerty)

Race #27

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Official speed 107.49 wpm (52.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 7, 2019 10:41:35am UTC
Race Finish August 7, 2019 10:42:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. elliot_notts (86.30 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 161.23
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!