Matthew (d3f1n3d)

Race #2693

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Official speed 92.18 wpm (46.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 24, 2017 12:18:06am UTC
Race Finish June 24, 2017 12:18:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. 7ur7l3 (88.63 wpm)
4. stimo (78.14 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.