Joey (joey_beamer1)

Race #269

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Official speed 62.31 wpm (67.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2020 7:44:53pm UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2020 7:46:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. mamun_sheikh (52.41 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 64.38
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.