pressed (jomsd)

Race #267

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Official speed 99.92 wpm (49.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 28, 2021 8:01:57pm UTC
Race Finish April 28, 2021 8:02:46pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. slow_penguin (74.59 wpm)
3. zishraq (69.53 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 123.24
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.