Phlop (ezrahuntings)

Race #266

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Official speed 77.07 wpm (63.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 9, 2018 1:53:52am UTC
Race Finish March 9, 2018 1:54:56am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chasericker003 (87.62 wpm)
4. smallone4130 (70.50 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 95.05
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