William (sneakywill)

Race #2642

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Official speed 73.18 wpm (57.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 4, 2017 3:52:42am UTC
Race Finish March 4, 2017 3:53:40am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 90.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.