Eugene (pathorian)

Race #264

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Official speed 32.17 wpm (114.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 24, 2019 7:13:10pm UTC
Race Finish October 24, 2019 7:15:05pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 27.88
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.