Mikey (miket349)

Race #26208

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Official speed 110.41 wpm (44.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 11, 2017 2:28:08am UTC
Race Finish December 11, 2017 2:28:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. nusensei (109.29 wpm)
3. bucklingspring (95.06 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 136.17
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.