Jack (jackattack45)

Race #2596

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Official speed 75.04 wpm (65.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 10, 2017 3:47:15am UTC
Race Finish June 10, 2017 3:48:20am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. anuhbell (80.64 wpm)
4. wiz4rd (69.63 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.