Snarky (snarkyp)

Race #2545

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Official speed 94.09 wpm (44.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 17, 2019 8:27:53pm UTC
Race Finish January 17, 2019 8:28:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. gcm02 (88.82 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 97.22
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.