Boy (dexter35)

Race #2532

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Official speed 69.69 wpm (64.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 27, 2018 1:02:21pm UTC
Race Finish August 27, 2018 1:03:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jgcevallos (77.75 wpm)
3. mwaqas786 (51.78 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 85.95
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.