Prosper (prosperhuang)

Race #2350

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Official speed 63.28 wpm (71.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 20, 2020 5:07:58am UTC
Race Finish November 20, 2020 5:09:09am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 2. bluejamv (75.39 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.05
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.