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Race #229980

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Official speed 113.40 wpm (33.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 29, 2019 1:50:28pm UTC
Race Finish October 29, 2019 1:51:01pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. getintherobotshinji (102.45 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.51
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.