PoopyMcPoopFace (poopymcpoopfacejr)

Race #229

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Official speed 120.53 wpm (40.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 6, 2017 3:48:29am UTC
Race Finish October 6, 2017 3:49:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. viellain (110.43 wpm)
3. pandaloop (81.25 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 144.63
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...