Joe (joe_will_type)

Race #2279

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Official speed 97.74 wpm (43.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 29, 2025 9:32:13pm UTC
Race Finish March 29, 2025 9:32:56pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 120.55
Text #5390136 (Length: 354 characters)

Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know this sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can. And the same goes for this, okay? When you pierce the skin of a fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana. You bite it, you bought it.